FIRE HYDRANT STOPS RUNAWAY PRAM
Local resident, Señor Hydrant, has been praised as a hero for stopping a runaway pram. When questioned about his actions he replied humbly, “I only did what any hydrant would have done."
“It’s an invasion of privacy,” claims one TV. Televisions across the nation are calling for a halt on the constant staring at televisions. TVs holding placards marched on Parliament today. One angry TV shouted, “We’re more than just a screen.”
STREET TAX CONSIDERED UNFAIR
Residents feel that the new Street Tax is leaving them with less area to drive on. One family is confused where they are supposed to park their car now that the government has taxed half of their street.
PROPERTY VALUES DROP IN VINA DEL MAR
Local property developers are confused why there has been a sudden slump in house prices. Local hotels have noticed a drop in visitors while there has been a definite increase in the sale of life jackets.
And that’s the news in Valpariso.